Archive for the ‘News’ Category

28
Oct

Lindsay Lohan Posed Nude for Playboy.

So…..it came to my attention that Lindsay Lohan has just recently posed nude for spread in Playboy. TMZ reports it here.
She was also reportedly offered $1 million to have her womanly bits cast by the makers of the famous Fleshlight. Check that out on TMZ here.
Really? A spread of her spread in Playboy and a fleshlight to boot! Every avid stalker fans dream cum true!! Buy the toy and read the mag at the same time! WOW!! I still think she would better as a blow up doll though. What do you think?

And now some pics of when Lindsay was still pretty hot! At least the one we thought were hot. Lol! Enjoy!





Gotta love the accidental boob shot right?

 
19
May

Worlds best criminal?

Not Ready for Prime Time: Harold Luken, 45, was arrested on April 8 in New York City near a Bank of America after his attempt to rob it failed badly. According to police, Luken walked in at 1:50 p.m. and announced that he had a gun and intended to rob the place — but then merely got in a line and said he would wait for a teller. When he finally got to the window (with police apparently on their way), Luken restated his intention and, as if narrating, announced the handing over of the robbery note. When the teller refused to respond, Luken asked to check the balance in his own account, but the teller again declined, provoking Luken to walk away and shout, “OK, I will go to Citibank (and) rob them instead!” He was arrested minutes later. [New York Post, 4-9-2011]

 
19
May

This Zero Tolerance is going to far!

Recently, public school students were expelled in Spotsylvania, Va. (possession of homemade tubing for launching plastic “spitballs” in lunchroom horseplay) (December); arrested in Hammonton, N.J. (a 7-year-old, for bringing to class a Nerf-type “gun” that fired soft balls) (January); and arrested in Arvada, Colo. (for drawing violent stick figures, which was recommended by his therapist as a way to tamp down harmful thoughts) (February). Meanwhile, in March, at the other end of “zero tolerance,” a judge allowed Ryan Ricco, 18, to play for his school in a big basketball tournament despite being on modified house arrest after being charged with threatening to blow up two other high schools in the Chicago suburbs. [Washington Post, 2-1-2011] [WCAU-TV (Philadelphia), 2-2-2011] [KDVR-TV (Denver), 2-23-2011] [Chicago Tribune, 3-18-2011]

 
19
May

Way to Go Woman Engineers magazine!!! Lol!

The notorious U.S. military contractor KBR, prominent for having earned several billion dollars from no-bid contracts during the Iraq and Afghanistan wars and which has been accused of numerous employee sexual harassment cover-ups (including nine pending lawsuits filed by female employees), has apparently been voted by readers of Woman Engineer magazine as one of the top 50 places for women to work. (KBR and other companies on the list made announcements in April, but at press time, Woman Engineer’s issue containing the list had not been published.) [Mother Jones, 4-7-2011, citing an undated KBR press release of early April 2011]

 
18
May

A New Day is Going to Dawn! — I hope. :/

Well….What up everyone!!? Damn!! Been over a year since I’ve posted to this page and kept things going. So much has happened! My mind is still trying to process it all. You could say I had to commit myself to my own ward for awhile. Lmao!!

I have the Fan Page working over at Facebook. Find it here and Like it. :) It will be updated every time the site gets updated. At least that’s the plan.

I am also working on a bunch of other stuff, but we’ll get to all that in due time. For right now I need to get to posting and updating.

So you all later as we roam the halls of the Ward!!!

 
21
Sep

Armed and Clumsy

People who accidentally shot themselves recently:

A 44-year-old man, shoving a shotgun down his pant leg after an argument with his girlfriend, blew his little toe off (Alameda, Calif., July).

A 21-year-old man, stopping in an alley to urinate with a gun in his pocket, shot himself in the thigh (South Bend, Ind., July).

A 26-year-old man, teaching gun safety to two people, was killed when he fired his supposedly unloaded gun at his own head (Phoenix, May).

A 15-year-old boy impulsively grabbed the gun that was slipping down his pants from his waistband and shot himself in the penis

(Brooklyn, N.Y., September). [Alameda Sun, 7-9-09] [South Bend Tribune, 7-29-09] [Arizona Daily Star, 5-18-09] [New York Post, 9-5-09]

 
21
Sep

91 Year Old Man Holds Burglar At Gunpoint

LAKE WORTH, Fla. – Authorities say a 91-year-old South Florida man jumped out of bed naked and held an intruder at gunpoint until deputies arrived.
Just picked this up on Yahoo News. Don’t mess with the old folks!
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The Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office said Robert E. Thompson woke up Saturday morning after a would-be burglar climbed his backyard fence and was met by his charging dog, Rettt, a Rottweiler and Doberman pinscher mix. Thompson heard the commotion, grabbed his .38-caliber revolver and phoned police without ever getting dressed.

Deputies say Thompson fired a warning shot as 26-year-old Jose Pasqual started to come toward him. Thompson kept his gun trained on Pasqual until deputies arrived.

Pasqual was booked in the Palm Beach County Jail on a burglary charge and did not immediately have an attorney.

 
18
Aug

Survey: Women pick money over sex

Dang!! Not only is this recession messing up with everyone’s lives now the men aren’t even getting screwed!! lol!!
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(UPI) – A survey conducted by America Online suggests women in the United States would rather have an extra $50 a week than a more active sex life.

The survey of nearly 5,300 women, conducted by AOL’s Shortcuts.com and AllYou.com, found a majority of respondents picked money over sex when asked which they would like to have more of weekly, the New York Daily News reported Monday.

The Daily News asked New Yorkers on the street the same question and received largely the same answers, the newspaper said.

“Two years ago, I would have responded differently, but in these times, money is definitely a priority over sex,” bartender Tracy Miller, 35, said.

“I’d take the money hands-down,” said homemaker Fay Stuart, 27. “In this recession, I’d rather have more money and security than sex.”

 
17
Aug

40 percent of Twitter messages ‘pointless babble’: study

Did we really need to have a study done to know this? I could have told anybody this! It’s obvious! I wonder how much it cost to do this study? Hmmmm…..

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WASHINGTON (AFP) – Forty percent of the messages on Twitter are “pointless babble” along the lines of “I am eating a sandwich now,” according to a study conducted by a US market research firm.

Pear Analytics, based in San Antonio, Texas, said that it randomly sampled 2,000 messages from the public stream of Twitter and separated them into six categories.

The categories were: news, spam, self-promotion, pointless babble, conversational and pass-along value.

Pear said “pointless babble” accounted for 811 “tweets” or 40.55 percent of the total number of messages sampled.

Conversational messages — defined by Pear as tweets that go back and forth between users or try to engage followers in conversation — accounted for 751 messages or 37.55 percent.

Pear said tweets with “pass-along value” — messages that are being “re-tweeted” or passed on by users to their followers — accounted for 174 messages or 8.70 percent.

Self-promotion by companies was next with 117 tweets or 5.85 percent, followed by spam with 75 tweets or 3.75 percent.

It said tweets with news from mainstream media publications accounted for 72 tweets or 3.60 percent.

Pear said it planned to conduct the study every quarter to identify trends on Twitter, which allows its users to send messages of 140 characters or less to a network of “followers.”

 
17
Aug

California resort offers $19 ’survivor’ package

Morning all! Ok…I pulled this from Yahoo News. It comes from Reuters. This is one crazy way to save money on a Hotel room. Would you do it?

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By Laura Isensee – Sun Aug 16, 9:09 pm ET

SAN DIEGO (Reuters) – For their one-and-only family getaway this year, the Billingtons checked in to an upscale San Diego resort on Sunday with many of the usual vacation accessories — bathing suits, board games and golf clubs.

But they also brought flashlights, sleeping bags and an inflatable mattress because the pool-side room they booked for just $19 comes with a tent where the beds normally would be. They even had to pack their own toilet paper.

While many of Southern California’s luxury hotels are battling a severe slump in business by offering extra services and more amenities, the Rancho Bernardo Inn is luring guests with the exact opposite — no frills and barely any basics.

Called the “Survivor Package,” the hotel’s deeply discounted promotion lets patrons trim its standard $219-per-night rate on a sliding scale of deprivation, lowering charges with each amenity stripped from the room.

The most basic version: a room for $19 with no bed, toilet paper, towels, air-conditioning or “honor bar,” and only a single light bulb in the bathroom for safety. The next level up adds in a bed — sans sheets — for $39 a night. For a bed plus toiletries and toilet paper, the rate is $59.

Maureen Carew, assistant general manager of the four-star inn, called the promotion “clever marketing in a downtime.”

THRIFTY VACATIONS

Herman Billington, 39, a personal trainer who owns his own business, says it’s the only vacation he, his wife and their two sons, aged 9 and 10, plan to take this year as they concentrate on “keeping it lean.”

“The boys get to feel like they’re camping, and I get to go to the spa,” said their mother, Erica Billington, 37.

Luxury hotels and resorts have fallen on hard times during the recession, as corporate travel planners shy away from lavish spending and consumers plan thrifty, if any, vacations.

Across the industry, occupancy rates have dropped about 10 percent Carew said. The slump has pushed room rates down, with many of California’s more luxurious properties throwing in a breakfast, a round of golf or extra night’s stay for free.

The outlook for the rest of 2009 is bleak, according to Smith Travel Research, which predicts that U.S. hotel revenue per available room will fall 17 percent and demand will drop 5.5 percent by the end of the year.

Carew said Rancho Bernardo’s promotion drew more than 420 reservations, including 240 bookings at the $19 rate and 116 at the $39 rate.

Like the Billingtons, mortgage banker Brian Sciutto, 36, is watching his pennies. His Sunday night stay at the hotel is his first getaway in two years, though he brought his iPhone and mail from home to keep busy.

“I feel like I’m on vacation but I’m not,” Sciutto said as he enjoyed the cool breeze blowing in from the golf course outside. “I feel like I’m being spoiled for 19 bucks.”

(Reporting by Laura Isensee, editing by Steve Gorman and Sandra Maler)