The Syko Ward

So…..it came to my attention that Lindsay Lohan has just recently posed nude for spread in Playboy. TMZ reports it here.
She was also reportedly offered $1 million to have her womanly bits cast by the makers of the famous Fleshlight. Check that out on TMZ here.
Really? A spread of her spread in Playboy and a fleshlight to boot! Every avid stalker fans dream cum true!! Buy the toy and read the mag at the same time! WOW!! I still think she would better as a blow up doll though. What do you think?

And now some pics of when Lindsay was still pretty hot! At least the one we thought were hot. Lol! Enjoy!

Gotta love the accidental boob shot right?

–I’ve learned that you can not make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
–I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, Some people are just assholes.
–I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof to destroy it.
–I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others – they are screwed up than you think.
–I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you’d better have a big weenie or huge boobs.
–I’ve learned that you can keep puking long after you think you’re finished.
–I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
–I’ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be a lot of money to takes its place.
–I’ve learned the we don;t have to ditch bad friends, because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.
–I’ve learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.
–I’ve learned that the people you care about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
–I’ve learned to say Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke in 6 languages.

So pass this along to people you think will appreciate it. Maybe something good will happen.
If not…..tough shit homie! Lmao!!!

Hahahahahaha!!! Here’s a funny I found on the Net. Could be true or not, don’t know but really funny.
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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections, but absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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