The Syko Ward

George Carlin. One of the great comedians of all time. Always came up with best comments anywhere. Here are few of my favorites.

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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
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I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
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I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer’s disease where they slowly began to recover other people’s lost memories.
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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven’t tried that for a while. Maybe this time it’ll work.