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Men...before and after Marriage
Men Before Marriage
Men After Marriage
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A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she
yelled."we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to
four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6, 7,8,9,10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.
The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she
yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could
only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she
yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other
girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to
reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No .... it's because you're 25."
Where did the white man go wrong?
An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a
ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview
him. "Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white
man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth. You've
seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The chief nodded that it was so.
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your
opinion,where did the white man go wrong?"
The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then
calmly replied, "When white man found the land,
Indians were running it.
No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work,
medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night
having sex."
Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "White man dumb to think he
could improve system like that!"
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
George Carlin
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
George Carlin
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