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Did you Know.......?
- Sore Throat?? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and
take 1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.
- Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two
tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms.
Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost
instantly--even though the product has never been advertised for this
use.
- Eliminate puffiness under your eyes... All you need is a dab of
preparation H, carefully rubbed into the skin, avoiding the eyes. The
hemorrhoid ointment acts as a vasoconstrictor, relieving the swelling
instantly.
- Honey remedy for skin blemishes... Cover the blemish with a dab of
honey and place a band-aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the
skin sterile and speeds healing. Works overnight.
- Listerine therapy for toenail fungus.... Get rid of unsightly
toenail fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouthwash. The powerful
antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again.
- Easy eyeglass protection.... To prevent the screws in eyeglasses
from loosening, apply a small drop of Maybelline Crystal Clear nail polish
to the threads of the screws before tightening them.
- Coca-Cola cure for rust... Forget those expensive rust removers.
Just saturate an abrasive sponge with Coca Cola and scrub the rust stain.
The phosphoric acid in the coke is what gets the job done.
- Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer.... If menacing bees,
wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find
the insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground
instantly.
- Smart splinter remover... just pour a drop of Elmers Glue all over
the splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The
splinter sticks to the dried glue.
- Hunt's tomato paste boil cure.... cover the boil with Hunt's tomato
paste as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothe the pain and
bring the boil to a head.
- Balm for broken blisters... To disinfect a broken blister, dab on a
few drops of Listerine.... a powerful antiseptic & Heinz vinegar to
heal bruises... Soak a cotton ball in white vinegar and apply it to the
bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness and speeds up the
healing process.
- Kills fleas instantly. Dawn dish washing liquid does the trick. Add
a few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse
well to avoid skin irritations. Goodbye fleas!
- Rainy day cure for dog odor... Next time your dog comes in from the
rain, simply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet,
instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh.
- Eliminate ear mites.... All it takes is a few drops of Wesson corn
oil in your cat's ear. Massage it in, and then clean with a cotton
ball.
Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the
mites, and accelerates healing.
- Vaseline cure for hair balls... To prevent troublesome hairballs,
apply a dollop of Vaseline petroleum jelly to your cat's nose. The cat
will lick off the jelly, lubricating any hair in its stomach so it can
pass easily through the digestive system.
- Quaker Oats for fast pain relief.... It's not for breakfast
anymore! Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the
microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your
hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain.
- Did you know that 409 will also remove the sticky film type glue
left behind fron stickers and lables, just spray it on and rub off
with
soft cloth.
- A Safety Tip: A 36-year-old female had an accident several weeks
ago and totaled her car. A resident of Kilgore, Texas, she was
traveling between Gladewater and Kilgore. It was raining, though not excessive,
when her car suddenly began to hydroplane and literally flew through
the air. She was not seriously injured but very stunned at the sudden
occurrence. When she explained to the highway patrolman what had
happened he told her something that every driver should know - NEVER
DRIVE IN THE RAIN WITH YOUR CRUISE CONTROL ON. She had thought she was
being cautious by setting the cruise control and maintaining a safe,
consistent speed in the rain. But the highway patrolman told her that
if the cruise control is on and your car begins to hydroplane - when
your tires lose contact with the pavement - your car will accelerate to
a higher rate of speed and you take off like an airplane. She told the
patrolman that was exactly what had occurred. We all know you have
little or no control over a car when it begins to hydroplane. You are
at the mercy of the Good Lord. The highway patrol estimated her car was
actually travelling through the air at 10 to 15 miles per hour faster
than the speed set on the cruise control.
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Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus.
Robin Williams
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If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Robin Williams
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Another useless fact!
In the early 1800s, a French silk weaver called Joseph-Marie Jacquard invented a way of automatically controlling the warp and weft threads on a silk loom by recording patterns of holes in a string of cards.
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And Another....
In 1843, a mathematician, Ada Byron, published the first computer programs. She based them on Jacquard's punch-card idea. Her programs were for the first general-purpose mechanical digital computer, that was just invented by Charles Babbage.
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